Monday, March 19, 2012

Late Bloomers

Shorty wannta hump? ;)
They bloomed really tall in comparison to last year when they were small. Now that's tall. I remember when they had only patches of hair on their head, not a full bush like today. Those were the days. I remember them like those days were the yesterdays. Those days lasted a really long time- naturally. These are Late Bloomers! It used to be that they weren't bloomed, and then later they got bloomed up, so.. Here's one interpretation of Late Bloomers: a girl with no panties all day; towards evening, she puts 'em on. That's hot. Another variety of late bloomer is a gawky tallboy who squawks for talk. He hasn't come in to his own. Later, he will be a handsome stud, but, for now, he is nothing but a hideous, pimply stud- simply crud. That ain't hot. Why do I feel the way I do about these two kinds of late bloomers? That's just the way I bloomed. The last Late Blumer is someone who has yet to read the seminal works of the late ceas'd and desis'd Judy Blume such as Superfudge and Are You There God, It's Me Margaret, about a young girl who's a late bloomer in more ways than one ;). Plus she's a Blumer (by nature). Plus the front cover of the book is a picture of her panties.

Personality & Behaviour
I find it very difficult to talk about bras around my friends. Other boys my age discuss bras with abandon, but I'm still very small and unripe - I haven't bloomt! :/ All the other boys on the schoolyard get hard talking about their favorite abandoned bras, but I definitely do not. I don't know what this talk about A cups, B cups, Cups, and Dups is all about. The only sort of cup I use is a drinking glass that I use to protect my weenie at sports. I hope someday I get big and get to wrap lots of multicoloured bras around my ween. The other thing I would like to try is a vodka tonic. That'll be the day... *sigh* prolly later.

Late Bloomers are actually pretty great bloomers, they have some personality issues, but who doesn't these days? Late Bloomers are the complete package, "Better Late Than Nevah," "It Is Never Too Late To Have Been Who You Might Be", "The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions, the mobility and flow of risk capital... the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital, and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy.Read more:" , Peace.


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