My Friend

The back of friends.

Appearance
You can recognize a true friend immediately by that special twinkle in his eye. The friend has good body language that's conducive to two-way communication.  Sometimes the friend will have strong hands.  Most friends have tattoos across their foreheads that read "Friend." If you ever see someone with a tattoo like this, but it is misspelled, watch out!! Its probably a fiend!! This situation is an example of fools gold.

Personality & Behaviour
The word "friend" originally is derived from a word meaning "seed," because friendship is the seed that grows into happiness for all of the friends. The friend is very nice and fun to be around. Sometimes he'll be mean, but it will be in a way you like, and you'll both know it. But remember, the best of friends make the worst of enemies. Keep your friends far and your enemies close. A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend in hand is worth two friends!! The only unsinkable ship is the U.S.S. Friend Ship! 

Review
My friend is actually a pretty great friend, he has some personality issues but who doesnt these days? My friend is the complete package, healthy, wealthy, and wise, Peace.

SCORE
14/17