Friday, October 28, 2011


Matrix Cyborg Neo leers at the camera,
as he is wont to do in a situation as dire as this
Guest post by Tack Haberdash, of MYTHS RETOLD.

Cyborgs are just regular guys with regular lasers attached to their faces. They are just like you and me, if you and me were a cyborg! But we’re not. OR ARE WE? Cyborgs are sometimes hard to spot when they are not shooting their face lasers at everyone. Here are some handy ways to tell if you friend is a Cyborg: he is really good at math, he makes robot noises when he walks around or bends over, he is shooting you with a laser that is inside his face and also he has chainsaw hands. One famous cyborg is Robocop. Another is Donatello from the ninja turtles (cyborg version.) Cyborgs come in all shapes and sizes, but mostly Robocops.

Personality and Behavior
Cyborgs are robots that decided to be human because they got sick of the three laws of robotics. Number one: A robot that tells on another robot is a dead robot. Rule two: Do unto others as you would have them do unto robots. Three: Thou shalt not robots. Wow! Pretty heavy stuff! Robots are heavy, but Cyborgs are less heavy than robots unless the robots are Cylons. No matter how bad it gets, Cyborgs never cry because it is dangerous to cry when your eyes are lasers. Cyborgs would like to have feelings but they can’t because science.

Cyborgs is actually a pretty great guy, he has some personality issues but who doesnt these days? Cyborgs is the complete package, Domo, Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Peace.


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