Sunday, October 16, 2011

Little Leaguers

Here, batter, batter!
Special guest post by Vincent Johnson, of

They are in the pizza parlor celebrating their victories. They have nicknames like Slugger, Lefty, Pee Wee, and John Wayne. They wear matching outfits so you know they are all about teamwork. They wear baseball caps because they play baseball. They are little leaguers.

Some people think that they are vampires because they have bats. This is just a common misconception. Another common misconception is softball, lol. It isn’t soft!

If you want to meet little leaguers, you need a minivan with a DVD player and DVDs, of course. Even if you only have seats for seven, you can probably fit a lot more. They are little, after all!

Personality & Behaviour
Little leaguers are ready to take one for the team. And by one, I mean a juice box. That’s why they ALWAYS have coolers. People really don’t drink juice boxes these days, but might makes right. And little leaguers are mighty. Another thing about little leaguers is they know it doesn’t matter if you win or lose, because everyone’s a champ! Sometimes, they have parades.

Little leaguers are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn’t these days? Little leaguers are the complete package, strike one, strike two, and strike three you’re out, Peace!


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