Activists

Delacroix's "Liberty Leading the People" 1830
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Appearance
Activists have the longest hair like the 70s, but its shorn like the late 98s. They live in parks, but it's fine. Parks are a public space where you can really make some noise and vent out your frustrations. There are several activists, 99 percent if you're counting. If you happen to stumble upon a nest, you may notice that they are shambling about but generally gravitating towards a queen activist. In the case of bees, this is where the honey would come from, but in the case of activists, not at all. The viscous fluid that they secrete doesn't taste as sweet.

Personality & Behavior
It drives them bonkers that all the world's gold and all the world's jobs are grubbed up by a single percent. It seems unfair that if these cunts are already making zillions as wallstreet fatrat batcats, they should also be occupying positions such as janitor, mayor, assistant, etc, and infinitum. This totalitarian Walmart shit is like the Burger King of McDonald's - a complete Starbucks of a juggernaut. Burger King's offerings pale in comparison to that of McDonald's, but SssshhhhhhhhH, don't tell your friends or post anything on FB because the Patriot Actor will come and get you, if internet censorship SOPAs don't bleep out your words first.

This is the shit Lennon got himself killed for. Lennon's coos of "Imagine" and "Octopus garden in the sea" led the gun straight to his brains. Kabang! Not so active now. Passive would be the word to describe his dead body's sick corpse.

Now let's get down to brass tax. DON'T PEPPER SPRAY AGAINST MY FRIENDS! Signed, the undersigned,

Anonymous Guy Fawkes

Review
Activists are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesnt these days? Activists are the complete package, taxation, representation, raiders nation, Peace.

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